{"id":1823,"date":"2014-04-03T11:23:07","date_gmt":"2014-04-03T18:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twolarrysracing.com\/blog\/?p=1823"},"modified":"2014-04-16T11:32:04","modified_gmt":"2014-04-16T18:32:04","slug":"funny-for-the-day-car-acronym-meanings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twolarrysracing.com\/blog\/?p=1823","title":{"rendered":"Funny for the day – Car Acronym Meanings"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here is a silly post that will hopefully make you laugh. It is found at Lots of Jokes.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n

ACURA
\nAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
\nAsia’s Curse Upon Rural America<\/p>\n

AMC
\nAll Makes Combined
\nA Major Cost
\nA Mutated Car
\nA Morons Car
\nAnother Major Catastrophe<\/p>\n

AUDI
\nAwfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
\nAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
\nAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
\nAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
\nAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
\nAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.<\/p>\n

BMW
\nBig Money Works
\nBought My Wife
\nBrutal Money Waster
\nBreak My Window
\nBreak My Windshield
\nBabbling Mechanical Wench
\nBeastly Monstrous Wonder
\nBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
\nBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
\nBarely Moving Wreck
\nBig Money Waste
\nBig Money. Why?
\nBig Money Works
\nBorn Moderately Wealthy
\nBreaks Most Wrenches
\nBring More Wrenches
\nBrings Me Women
\nBrings More Women
\nBroken Money Waster
\nBroke My Wallet
\nBroken Monstrous Wonder
\nBumbling Mechanical Wretch
\nBlasphemous Motorized Wreck<\/p>\n

BUICK
\nBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
\nBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King<\/p>\n

CHEVROLET
\nCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
\nCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
\nCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
\nConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques<\/p>\n

DODGE
\nDrips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
\nDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
\nDead Old Dog Going East
\nDead On Day Guarantee Expires
\nDead On Delivery, Go Easy
\nDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
\nDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
\nDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
\nDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive<\/p>\n

EDSEL
\nEvery Day Something Else Leaks<\/p>\n

FIAT
\nFailed Italian Automotive Technology
\nFix It Again, Tony!
\nFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation<\/p>\n

FORD
\nFrigin’ Old Rebuilt Dodge
\nFix Or Repair Daily
\nFound On Road Dead
\nFast Only Rolling Downhill
\nFirst On Race Day
\nFirst On Recall Day
\nFabricated Of Refried Dung
\nFails On Rainy Days
\nFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
\nFatally Obese Redneck Driver
\nFault Of R&D
\nFinally Obsolete Racing Device
\nFireball On Rear Denting
\nFirst On Road to Dump
\nFirst On Rust and Deterioration
\nFix Or Recycle Dilemma
\nFlipping Over Results in Death
\nFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
\nFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
\nFoot On Road Decelerates
\nForced On Reluctant Drivers
\nFormed Of Rejected DNA
\nForwarded Once; Return Denied
\nForward Only; Reverse Defective
\nForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
\nFork Over Repair Dough
\nFouled Out Re-done Dodge
\nFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
\nFree Or Reduced Drastically
\nFrequent Opinion Really Disappointed
\nFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
\nFunny Old Rattling Dump
\n(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot<\/p>\n

GEO
\nGood Engineering Overlooked<\/p>\n

GM
\nGeneral Maintenance
\nGreat Mistake
\nGarbage Motors
\nGenerally Miserable
\nGrossly Misconceived
\nGluteus Maximus<\/p>\n

GMC
\nGarage Man’s Companion
\nGotta Mechanic Coming?
\nGenerally Mediocre Cars
\nGet More Chicks
\nGets Mechanics Crazy
\nGods Mechanical Curse
\nGot More Crap
\nGreat Mountain Climber
\nGreat Motor Car<\/p>\n

GTO
\nGas, Tires, Oil<\/p>\n

HONDA
\nHad One Never Did Again
\nHang On, Not Done Accelerating
\nHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
\nHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
\nHYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive…<\/p>\n

JEEP
\nJust Eats Every Part
\nJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
\nJust Empty Every Pocket<\/p>\n

MAZDA
\nMost Always Zipping Dangerously Along <\/p>\n

MG
\nMoney Guzzler <\/p>\n

MGB
\nMight Go Backwards <\/p>\n

MGF
\nMight Go Forward <\/p>\n

MIATA
\nMy Intention Always To Accelerate<\/p>\n

MOPAR
\nMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
\nMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
\nMost Often Passed At Races
\nMostly Old Parts And Rust
\nMove Over People Are Racing
\nMove Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
\nMy Old Pig Ain’t Running
\nMy Only Problems Are Repairs<\/p>\n

MUSTANG
\nMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good<\/p>\n

OLDSMOBILE
\nOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
\nold ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday<\/p>\n

PINTO
\nPut In Nickel To Operate
\nPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook<\/p>\n

PLYMOUTH
\nPlease Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood<\/p>\n

PORSCHE
\nProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything<\/p>\n

SAAB
\nSend Another Automobile Back
\nSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
\nSad Attempt At Beauty
\nSorry Auto, Always Broken
\nShape Appears Ass-Backwards<\/p>\n

SUBARU
\nScrewed Up Beyond All Repair Usually<\/p>\n

TOYOTA
\nToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
\nTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
\nThe One You Ought To Avoid<\/p>\n

TRIUMPH
\nThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
\nTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!<\/p>\n

VOLVO
\nVery Odd Looking Vehicular Object<\/p>\n

VW
\nVirtually Worthless<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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